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Firefox 3 Web browser hopes for record downloads

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 04:36 AM 07/05/2008

version 3 is good. I'm pleased with it. I downloaded it on 3 different computers. I hope that doesn't screw up their record numbers.


Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:43 PM 04/26/2008

they should compromise and have the kid join the Latin Kings


Tax-free Internet shopping days could be numbered

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:40 PM 04/26/2008

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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we would never be required to add sales tax to selling memberships. a membership is considered a service and not a material sale, therefore there could be no tax on it :P



I personally love this site so much that if I ever got off my cheap ass and decided to maybe finally give something back for all of my years of leeching pornography I don't think paying a sales tax would stop me from supporting the people who support my erections.

Though it might. Really I'd have to think it over.


Four transplant patients develop cancer from teen's donated organs.

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 07:55 PM 04/17/2008

I wonder if they transplanted my organs if the recipients would get fat and bald.


Computer recognizes attractiveness in women

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:29 PM 04/14/2008

When we get drunk, we find unattractive people more attractive. I wonder if a computer with a virus might become a chubby chaser.


Is this the beginning of water wars?

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:28 PM 04/14/2008

Its all going to shit.

Have we started terraforming Mars yet?


Pets as prey: The alarming rise in dognapping

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:26 PM 04/14/2008

We were going to a local mall last year and this car races across the parking lot and almost hits us. Turns out they were fleeing with two dogs they stole from the pet store.

That sucks. Be nice to pets, bitches.


New hope for Alzheimer's sufferers after new treatment 'restores memory in minutes'

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:24 PM 04/14/2008

Amen there. Alzheimer's is one of the worst. Spend your whole life collecting memories and experiences and this thing wipes your brain like none of it ever happened. I hope this works.


Apple passes Wal-Mart, now #1 music retailer in US

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 06:13 AM 04/05/2008

walmart = the devil


Anonymous Payment method

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 10:15 PM 03/31/2008

What if instead of an anonymous payment method I want someone else to "volunteer" to pay for me? Are there plans to set up a charity pay system...you know for say the unemployed guys who don't have imaginations enough to orgasm from memory?

What if $1 (or euro, which would be like $10) from every so called "anonymous" payment went to a charitable fund for those less fortunate perverts? Maybe a grant system could be created and applications accepted.

Just imagine, we'd get stories like...

"I'm away in the military and keeping up a WBW membership is the only way I can still see my girlfriend naked. Latino posts like 20 brand new nudes pics of her every week. Unfortunately my entire paycheck gets deposited into my mom's account so she can purchase cigarettes and medicine from Canada. Its the only way my family can survive, but it means I'm unable to swing that sponsor membership anymore. Can you please help a guy out."

Think about it. We could do some real good here.


New version (5.3) of WhatBoysWant launched

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 10:02 PM 03/31/2008

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Fuck yeah, euro love.


hahaha



Perhaps I will suggest Euro Butt Sex at my work then as a team building exercise. I was gonna bring in donuts tomorrow, but perhaps I'll bring a case of lube instead.

Big black dildos for everyone!!


New version (5.3) of WhatBoysWant launched

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 03:40 AM 03/29/2008

Bravo to all of you. I'm a web developer and I've been in the industry a long time. Compared with what I've seen and experienced, you guys run a really tight ship.

Well done. Continued success.


Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 01:16 AM 06/18/2007

so, he can't have a girlfriend. Can he still find some chick and hit it? maybe this is a good thing.


2 Women Sue `Girls Gone Wild' Creator

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 12:56 AM 06/18/2007

Predators are predators. Minors or adults, getting people full of alcohol, then having them make potentially embarrassing decisions is wrong. What if this was one of your kids or your sister or your wife. The girls made dumb decisions, but I'm sure the cameramen and this guy himself do and say whatever they have to say to get these girls naked. The whole thing is sad.

Honestly too, the videos aren't hot. I mean, what we do here with the girls in the act or the girls posing for the boyfriends ... that is sexy to me. Girls on a bus flashing their boobs ... really doesn't do it. It isn't my thing period. The circumstances don't make it any more enticing.


Job opening: Whatboyswant seeks web developer

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 09:08 PM 02/25/2007

I know that stuff and I've been to the Netherlands. Amsterdam and Enschede.

And I work cheap.


Nintendo Sets Price, Launch Date For Wii

Posted by mrdorkbutt on 11:06 PM 09/19/2006

I heard a rumor the gamecube controllers could be used as well.