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Radio Signal Detected from Beyond Solar System
Posted by 4tookerplace on 12:00 AM 09/06/2008
I know this reporters work, he did a great story about a man, and a woman living in the house next to his. It turns out that the man isn't the same person as the reporter, and the woman is married to the man. He also did a great story on the newspaper printing a different newspaper each and every day.
Comcast to make monthly Internet use cap official
Posted by 4tookerplace on 08:15 PM 08/29/2008
Wow, I got rid of Comcast just in time.
Flying piece of art causes museum chaos in Switzerland
Posted by 4tookerplace on 05:44 PM 08/19/2008
This is why I love art.
It actually sounds like something me and my art school buddies would joke about doing while we got drunk on cheep Black Label beer!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/fyer55samyah/Mccarthy2.jpg
http://www.urbanmag.be/images/uploaded/McCarthy01small.jpg
Google asked me...
"Did you mean: inflatable dog turd"
German police women get "bullet-proof bras"
Posted by 4tookerplace on 03:51 AM 08/09/2008
Wasn't that an episode of Reno 911?
[Video] Former NASA astronaut claims alien contact cover-up
Posted by 4tookerplace on 01:42 AM 07/28/2008
As long as they are Ramones fans, I'll take a likin' to 'em...
Woman injured in 'Hitchcock-style' bird attack
Posted by 4tookerplace on 07:46 PM 07/16/2008
On the night of the full moon, across the cold, cloudless sky of Burnham-on-Sea, in Somerset, a sinister cawing can be heard....
Another drifter is found dead, and a woman wakes up with an uneasy feeling...
2 Fired After Nude Photo Causes Controversy
Posted by 4tookerplace on 11:56 PM 11/16/2007
And people say there's no good news.
Well, it's not good news that they are in trouble, it's just good news that cheerleaders and hot cheer coaches get naked. That's news we can all live with, Back to you Bob.....
Debt Collector Addresses Notice To "SHIT FACE"
Posted by 4tookerplace on 11:41 PM 11/16/2007
Hey, I know Shit Face, I went to high school with him!
Good ol' Derby High School.
Teen Shoots Himself in Leg at McDonald's
Posted by 4tookerplace on 04:00 PM 09/19/2007
Great,this is how I'm gonna die. I know those double cheeseburgers are gonna kill me, I didn't know the dumbass behind me in line was gonna shoot me cause his leg itched.
Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village
Posted by 4tookerplace on 03:54 PM 09/19/2007
Don't let 'em bite you, shoot 'em in the head.
La Lechusa? Owl Attacks Man Walking Through Neighborhood
Posted by 4tookerplace on 03:52 PM 09/19/2007
He must have had one of those stupid rat-tail ponytail things and the owl thought his head was a big fat field mouse!
Online couple cheated with each other
Posted by 4tookerplace on 03:49 PM 09/19/2007
This is why I never use computers.
Prison-Yard Pot Plagues Japanese Lockup
Posted by 4tookerplace on 04:56 PM 09/11/2007
I used to host Japanese punk band when they came to the states. They always wanted pot, 'cause it's hard to come by in Japan. Maybe they should commit some crimes ("do some crimes" as I like to say) and get sent to jail so they can smoke up.
Speed is big in Japan. Or was in the 90s when I was doing all this silly stuff....
Get high on beer kids, say "Yes" to booze.
'I ate my roommate', says teen
Posted by 4tookerplace on 04:47 PM 09/11/2007
I ate my girlfriends roommate in college....
Men still go for looks, women for wealth
Posted by 4tookerplace on 04:44 PM 09/11/2007
My buddy got the babes when we were in high school, his parents were loaded and had a giant house. It still pisses me off,(20 years later!!) I was better looking than him, and I have a much bigger unit too.
God I hate him.
Has a mythical beast turned up in Texas?
Posted by 4tookerplace on 04:40 PM 09/11/2007
So, if I run over an ugly monkey, can I say the dead chimp is bigfoot?
Restaurant creates 56kg (123lb) hamburger: $379.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 12:28 AM 03/01/2007
When the make a double cheeseburger, and I'll buy one. 'Til then, stop wasting my time!
Dracula's Castle Is For Sale For $78M
Posted by 4tookerplace on 03:04 PM 01/22/2007
Can someone front me the 78 million? I'll let you stay whenever you want.
I'll impale a necktie at the gate if I have a girl over, so you know not to enter.
The monkey messiah?
Posted by 4tookerplace on 11:14 PM 01/18/2007
Those chimps must have had the same vasectomie Doctor as me.....
Hamburger hits the road.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 11:12 PM 01/18/2007
That's why the salt crystals on my double chese burger were so large!
Ronald McDonald statue reported stolen
Posted by 4tookerplace on 11:06 PM 01/18/2007
Uh-oh, I better keep a close eye on the Bobs Big Boy in my yard!
Happy 65th Birthday Muhammad Ali.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 11:00 PM 01/18/2007
One of my favorites.
I'm still a big Sonny Liston fan, almost called a band I was in "Liston," but he was too ugly to be the champ!
ALI BOOM-BI-YAY!
However that's spelled......
Boy kills himself after meeting his blind date in person
Posted by 4tookerplace on 09:16 PM 01/06/2007
You're married too!
NYC, Trump, Disney reward "Subway Superman"
Posted by 4tookerplace on 06:14 PM 01/06/2007
I heard on the radio that his kids were there with him, and that half the reason he did it was so they wouldn't see a guy get squashed by a train.
Boy kills himself after meeting his blind date in person
Posted by 4tookerplace on 05:44 PM 01/06/2007
This is why I never use the internet.
Fake your kidnapping to avoid work. Brilliant.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 06:07 PM 01/03/2007
"she should have called in and said she heard a lincoln park song and decided to slit her wrists instead."
That's how I got out of work today!
French marchers say 'non' to 2007.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 06:03 PM 01/03/2007
Hell, I think I'll join in next year.
I loved the Man Show protester who would go to abortion clenic protests with a "MORE MIDGETS IN PORN" sign.
EU stealing the crown of the great British pint.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 05:55 PM 01/03/2007
Hey BIG-EGGY, We'd be happy to have you join NAFTA, just don't make fun of our beer.
Fireman helps stranded motorist, now regrets.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 05:26 PM 12/24/2006
Yeah, when this guy's IDed, he's gonna be in some deep shit when the cops have him alone.
Virgin komodo dragon birth...
Posted by 4tookerplace on 12:54 AM 12/23/2006
Looks like I found my new religion!
Praise Komesus!
Pooping Peasant Popular in Spain
Posted by 4tookerplace on 12:52 AM 12/23/2006
Hmmmmmmm, maybe I WON'T open that gift I got from Spain's northeastern Catalonia region.
I guess "re-gifting" originated there too?
Naked lady crashes through ceiling
Posted by 4tookerplace on 06:16 PM 12/19/2006
"...I've got to stop taking baths when Peter is up to his shenanigans."
R.I.P. Joe Barbera
Posted by 4tookerplace on 05:36 PM 12/19/2006
He helped bring some joy to my sad lonely childhood.
Still, I can't help imagining the pallbearers carrying his casket past the same background over and over again.
X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas.
Posted by 4tookerplace on 12:07 AM 11/30/2006
Rats, I was hoping that John Byrne had died!