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Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

Posted by TheItch on 11:13 PM 05/30/2008

I bet the husband gave them away to his mistress, got scared when he realised his wife was sure to notice and then planned the 'maid' scam to frame her.


Study: Circumcision Removes Most Sensitive Parts

Posted by TheItch on 08:47 PM 06/17/2007

I have to admit, I do sometimes wonder what I'm missing. But it still works, it's still very nice, and I'm still happy with it.

As for the comment about BJ's being felt less on a circumsized cock, I would agree with this, but then I also think it's also down to the practitioner as well.


Billions of bees vanish without a trace.

Posted by TheItch on 09:40 AM 04/24/2007

I bet it's just school kids with elastic bands and jam jars.


Looking for attractive female models

Posted by TheItch on 12:14 PM 03/19/2007

Best of luck with your new venture. I hope to be surprised with something original and entertaiing :)


Woman Rips Man's Genitals At Xmas Party

Posted by TheItch on 02:55 PM 01/03/2007

If she has the strength in her hands to rip through his outerwear ( assuming he had it on) and rip off part of his scrotum (according to the version I read in Norway), she could probably just as easily punshed through his chest and ripped out his heart.

But back in the real world, I can only imagine 'they' were, for one reason or another, 'on display', and that the woman took further offence at their display in her direction. It's just not possible to get the leverage when wearing jeans, even baggy jeans would only give you so much room to tear off a man's bits. So Watson, I summise that our defendant must have been a Scot wearing a kilt and was flashing at her in a Hogmany salute of good wishes. Or not.


Woman in indecent act with horse

Posted by TheItch on 11:22 AM 12/01/2006

You got to wonder about any politician who puts forwards a bill in support of animal sex.


"Norway's boys sissified"

Posted by TheItch on 09:38 PM 10/18/2006

What's the big deal. We have to sit down for half of what we do on the toilet anyway.


Online ads offer to swap rent for sex

Posted by TheItch on 03:20 PM 04/04/2006

I remember a conversation on a flight back from Germany to the UK when I was still living there, with a woman who was open about being an escort (incall and/or outcall prostitute for those unfamiliar with the term). It turned out she was working just up the road from where I lived (and exactly next door to the town hall for all those council clients) and was looking for a place to rent that was nearer work. Just a room was all she needed, not the whole place. I was living abroad at the time and so she would have had to share with my then girlfriend. I thought about this, she was well spoken, looked great, and I had no problem with what she did for a living. She gave me her number and I told her I’d be in touch.

Returning home I told the gf that I’d found someone to take the room. Nods and general noises of acceptance. Told her it was a woman. No problem. Told her she’d pay up front in cash, avoiding messy tax details. Again no problem. Told her everything I knew about her but one detail. No problem. And then I told her she’s a prostitute.

Ka-Boom. My then open minded sexually liberated gf showed me a pretty new side of her personality when it came to this section of society. Oh well.

Moral of this? Some people are ok with sex for money, which is what letting out a room for sex is however you dress it up. Others are not.

Personally, three cheers for those that are.


FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - Double Hitter

Posted by TheItch on 03:08 PM 04/04/2006

I think another nice variation on this toy would be the combined buttplug-ballgag. I can't wait for that one.


FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - The Fist

Posted by TheItch on 08:39 PM 02/03/2006

I want to get one of these to plant in my girlfrinds hand (haha) luggage next time we fly anywhere. I just want to see her face when her bag goes through teh xray machine and she's asked to explain it.