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Research aims to put tongues in control of computer devices

Posted by Sails on 08:25 PM 09/19/2008

I think the pic is fake!!


Hundreds protest Nepal crackdown on "nude" discos

Posted by Sails on 08:21 PM 09/19/2008

If that is the way they want to do thing. You won't here me complain! If they don't tell me how to do thing. I won't do it to them!


Bride dies during first dance with husband

Posted by Sails on 01:46 PM 02/14/2008

Well at least she died happy!

RIP.


Beatles space broadcast 'risks alien attack'

Posted by Sails on 01:45 PM 02/14/2008

What is the rules about calling your self a "Scientist"?


Scientists create paper-thin, flexible, biodegradable battery

Posted by Sails on 01:17 PM 08/14/2007

Wasn't it just a matter of time before they came up with it....


Crime author charged with murder...

Posted by Sails on 01:16 PM 08/14/2007

Its properbly a publicity stunt!


Drunken German joyrider kills 300 chickens

Posted by Sails on 01:16 PM 08/14/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Tell the truth people; when you read the title you thought of J0lly and Trustno.

You read my mind! hahaha


"Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's a Baby"

Posted by Sails on 01:13 PM 08/14/2007

That is just so stupid...


Nude burglar surfs porn

Posted by Sails on 08:01 AM 06/16/2007

I bet its a cover story! They have been court surfing for porn by somebody like their parents or girlfriends or somebody else, and then they made this story to get out of trouble!


Teen Scares Off Burglar With Samurai Sword

Posted by Sails on 07:14 PM 06/12/2007

I don't understand why the make such a big deal out of the fact that the kid is a brown belt i karate, when he used a sword.. As far as I know its pretty hard to use both at the same time....


Indian lawyers tie man to tree, beat him

Posted by Sails on 12:25 PM 06/01/2007

This is nowhere nearly as bad as some of the stuff that happens around the world each day, the only thing that makes this news is that is was court on tape!


Couple sue Wal-Mart over slip in vomit

Posted by Sails on 12:22 PM 06/01/2007

No matter who's vomit is was, why is it in any way Wal-Mart's fault? If anybody should get a lawsuit it should be the person who vomited!


There's something in the air in Rome: cocaine

Posted by Sails on 12:18 PM 06/01/2007

"The concentration of drugs was heaviest in the air around Rome's Sapienza university,.."

Now that is some funny stuff right there!:D


Website to sell nonexistent real estate

Posted by Sails on 12:13 PM 06/01/2007

Why go to such lengths for a joke?!


China cracks down on college campus porn sites

Posted by Sails on 12:11 PM 06/01/2007

Got to love a gorvenmant that don't trust their own population to think for it self!:)


"The Sims" to move to silver screen

Posted by Sails on 12:09 PM 06/01/2007

It will most likely be a major "box office hit" because the hype they can create around something like this got nothing to do with the actual movie! Just see what they did with the blair witch project, and I would guess that the budget on this will be much bigger..


Some soft drinks may seriously harm your health

Posted by Sails on 09:26 AM 05/28/2007

Its a gimmic. They are just trying to give it a spin and hypeing it as dangerous, just like they did with smoking!


Triple amputee to graduate from med school

Posted by Sails on 08:50 AM 05/28/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by

... "and manages to perform most medical procedures — including giving injections and taking blood"

That is usually done by a nurse!

Lets hope she stayes with the reseach and stay way from surgery...


Geeks Blow Off Steam At Secret Fight Club

Posted by Sails on 03:28 PM 05/25/2007

That sounds like a great idear! Fun way to blow of some steam.


Man Bites Lip Off Wife Who Called Him Short

Posted by Sails on 03:02 PM 05/25/2007

Im just suprised that he did use a gun.. It was in America after all...


Walk on my lawn and you're DEAD!!

Posted by Sails on 02:55 PM 05/25/2007

thank god for the US gun law! How would than man ever make his point without a wepon...


Mother blames Satan for burning baby in microwave.

Posted by Sails on 08:35 PM 05/21/2007

Religion is a wonderful thing....


Super Plastic Both Attracts and Repels Water

Posted by Sails on 08:34 PM 05/21/2007

Sounds like somebody are about to make a shit load of money!


Women approve of grinding as introduction?

Posted by Sails on 08:28 PM 05/21/2007

^^ And what kind of woman did her include in this little studie!?!


What do you MEAN I'm not going to die?

Posted by Sails on 10:03 AM 05/09/2007

Wow that is a hard one. Im gonna have to go undecided by this one...


Student tries to make roadkill pretty

Posted by Sails on 09:59 AM 05/09/2007

^^ Why?


Brewer must pay alcoholic beer taster

Posted by Sails on 09:58 AM 05/09/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by ThievinHonky

People decide to become alcoholics....

WRONG!!!!


Man vomits drugs, plane turns around

Posted by Sails on 09:56 AM 05/09/2007

^^^You mean the woman who smuggled 1.5 kg of heroin in her luggage? That is one HUGE vibrator! :D


Man strangles wife who snooped at mobile

Posted by Sails on 09:53 AM 05/09/2007

She finds porn on HIS phone and then SHE dies... Sounds fair :S


Woman gives birth to grandsons

Posted by Sails on 11:39 AM 05/07/2007

I see a reality TV show in the making!:D


Snap, crackle, pop - sounds like ear spiders

Posted by Sails on 09:41 AM 05/07/2007

I think I have seen a couple of horror movies that started like that...


Wife feeds dog poo to husband

Posted by Sails on 08:54 AM 05/02/2007

Bong Apetit!


'Sex bomb' sparks security alert

Posted by Sails on 06:19 PM 04/19/2007

What is a "sex bomb"?


Ancient human unearthed in China

Posted by Sails on 12:58 AM 04/05/2007

That is one fucking big cave if it took them 40.000years to find the dude!


News anchor snoozes and loses job.

Posted by Sails on 10:37 AM 03/15/2007

I don't get it!? Some dude messed up and got fired...


Woman gets 4 years for burning boyfriend's penis

Posted by Sails on 11:37 PM 03/03/2007

^^ Why?


Bioshock delayed?

Posted by Sails on 07:58 AM 03/03/2007

^^ My thought excactly! What the F*** is "Bioshock"?


Girl's hiccups stop after five weeks.

Posted by Sails on 08:29 AM 03/02/2007

I read that its commen for doctor to give morfine to patients with longterm hiccups. Should work fine!


Douchebag of the month.

Posted by Sails on 08:27 AM 03/02/2007

..she was negligent and caused the collision by reacting unreasonably when he approached her from behind on Sugar Maple Row, shouted "watch out" and rang his bicycle bell...

How big a retard is he!?! He should pay her if anything!!


Granny finds grenade in groceries.

Posted by Sails on 08:23 AM 03/02/2007

Those groceries must be "burstin" with energi hahaha
Much funnier in Danish...


Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room.

Posted by Sails on 08:16 AM 03/02/2007

Am I the only one having flashbacks to the movie "bachelor party" with Tom Hanks:D


Pilot gets Medal of Honor 41 years later

Posted by Sails on 12:38 AM 02/25/2007

Good for him!
But what about the other 15 helicopters in the "1st Cavalry Division's 1st Battalion, 7th Cavalry Regiment" which he was commander of? And what about his wingman?? Not like he flew it alone..


Security Scanner Can See Through Clothes

Posted by Sails on 12:35 AM 02/25/2007

Being exposed to X-rays all day every day could be some what unhealty for you.
I sure as hell wouldn't wanna work next to a machine like that!


Microsoft warns of danger to digital music.

Posted by Sails on 12:32 AM 02/25/2007

^^ Because if they can do it to Microsoft, they an do it to anybody!


Armed Man Who Mistook Porn Sounds For Rape Charged

Posted by Sails on 09:46 AM 02/24/2007

The thing that surprised me the most was that he only had a sword, being an american and all!?!


Men flee after seeing 'giant rat'

Posted by Sails on 11:51 AM 02/20/2007

Where are the pics????


Internet sex 'addict' sues IBM for $5M.

Posted by Sails on 11:47 AM 02/20/2007

So sad when people obey the rules for the sake of the rules instead of useing a little commen sence!
He didn't hurt anybody.


Batman sighting puts schools on lockdown.

Posted by Sails on 12:41 AM 02/16/2007

Why would you need to have a "lockdown" on three schools because of one geek in a batman suite????


Large squid lights up for attack

Posted by Sails on 09:41 PM 02/15/2007

Maybe they are just doing a little "foto safari" using flash fotography!?!


Woman accidentally drives car off of 4th floor.

Posted by Sails on 07:01 AM 02/15/2007

Love this sentence:D
"She was injured when the vehicle landed upside down.."

Big fucking surprice!!!



Looking at the pics, it looks like somebody allready took her parkingspace before the pics where taken:D
The though world of parking!


SUV plows into theater playing Dreamgirls.

Posted by Sails on 06:58 AM 02/15/2007

Haven't seen the movie, but looking at the trailer I would guess its the only action those people got to see!!


Polar bears have really bad dating habits.

Posted by Sails on 02:39 AM 02/13/2007

Maybe she likes it rough!?!


Mother kept girls locked up for seven years.

Posted by Sails on 02:36 AM 02/13/2007

Crazy Austrians!


Protest over teacher's erotic vampire website

Posted by Sails on 02:35 AM 02/13/2007

Can somebody explain to me what is so erotic about vampires????

I think they suck! :D


Opening the queue back up early

Posted by Sails on 08:35 PM 02/12/2007

Great work guys! Apriciate it alot:)


Queue will be temporarily shut down!

Posted by Sails on 05:16 PM 02/12/2007

What is the queue status at this point??


Brothers get 10 years for cooking puppy in oven

Posted by Sails on 10:44 PM 02/10/2007

A good case of failed parenting!


Kentucky man accused of stealing lingerie

Posted by Sails on 10:43 PM 02/10/2007

Nice girlfriend:D
"Ohh thanks for the gift honey, im just gonna go call the cops!"


Malaysia weighs college bathroom courses

Posted by Sails on 07:24 AM 02/09/2007

Since when have Britain been famous for its clean public restrooms!?!


Teen sues restaurant instead of shooter.

Posted by Sails on 08:43 AM 02/07/2007

Only in America!!!


Sword-swinger terrorizes shoppers

Posted by Sails on 12:45 AM 02/06/2007

I can honestly say that I have NEVER been in a kiosk that also sell swords!!


Shoved a cellphone down the throat.

Posted by Sails on 12:21 PM 02/04/2007

If she is stupid enough to live with him and knows he is abusive, then maybe she did try to swallow it... Who knows... Nobody!


Woman sleepwalks, and has sex with strangers.

Posted by Sails on 08:53 AM 02/03/2007

How the hell did she find somebody to do it with, did she go to a bar and pic up men in her sleep or is there a dating site for sleeping people???


Orange snow falls in Russia. (Pics)

Posted by Sails on 08:51 AM 02/03/2007

We had something like that happen here in Denmark last year. They said it was because of sand from the Sahara, that had been carried up here in the atmosphere. When the snow melted, every thing had a tiny layer of sand on it, so I guess that it was true. Could be something similar happend in Russia....


Man makes 12 calls to 911 over toothache.

Posted by Sails on 12:14 AM 02/02/2007

Good Idear. Call the cops and ask for illegal drugs!!


Eleven swans found in apartment.

Posted by Sails on 12:12 AM 02/02/2007

I think that its pretty amazing that the neighbours didn't nontice anything before they started to smell. Not like you just put then under yuor coat and sneak them in! and what about noise!?!


Florida Hunter Bags a Hermaphrodite Deer

Posted by Sails on 12:09 AM 02/02/2007

I would think that something like that would be a normal thing, just like it is with humans. Just somthing that happens once in a while..


Man accidentally fires gun, hits guy in another building.

Posted by Sails on 12:08 AM 02/02/2007

"a new pistol he was unfamiliar with".

How fucking stupid to you have to be to not know what part is the trigger and what will happen if you apply pressure to it!!?!??!?!??!!!


Man starves to death in Hospital.

Posted by Sails on 10:46 PM 01/31/2007

What kind of family is it that don't look after their own enough to find out he was hungry. Lot like this happens over night!


Teen assaults officer with colostomy bag.

Posted by Sails on 10:34 PM 01/31/2007

"A colostomy bag is a worn outside the stomach to collect feces, generally following colon surgery"

Is there an alternative???


Son of file-sharing defendant fights back

Posted by Sails on 10:28 PM 01/31/2007

Sounds like the RIAA got them self into an good old fasion american finacial crusade!


Police jail rape victim for two days.

Posted by Sails on 02:13 AM 01/31/2007

An officer found two outstanding warrants for her. That is why she was arrested.
I am also discuted by the nurse who lets her personal religion have a say in another womans life!


Australian sells own life on Internet

Posted by Sails on 10:26 AM 01/30/2007

No doubt he is a huge retard, but why the hell would anybody wanna help a guy like this and donate him some money via his homepage.....


Ted Stevens returns, wants to ban kids from MySpace

Posted by Sails on 11:54 PM 01/29/2007

Why would anybody even listen to a fool like this!?!


Love this part:

Quote:
Originally posted by ...

...There’s one exception, however: the sites can be unblocked if a teacher is supervising the child...

Like that would ever happen:D


Pot-running Arizona granny gets 3 years

Posted by Sails on 10:18 AM 01/28/2007

There is off course nothing funny about an addiction, but the sentense "ran drugs to support her bingo habit" still made me laugh:)


Porn and pancakes, anything better?

Posted by Sails on 02:36 AM 01/28/2007

Never mix religion and politics!


Jury Rules That H.264 is Not Patented

Posted by Sails on 02:27 AM 01/28/2007

Just means it will be cheaper for all of us!


Doctor jailed for raping his unconscious wife.

Posted by Sails on 02:26 AM 01/28/2007

That marriage must have sucked big time, if he needed to drug her to get some!


Wife saves hubby from mountain lion.

Posted by Sails on 02:25 AM 01/28/2007

^^ Totally agree! Way to cruel.
Why didn't they just shoot them with tranc-darts or feed them sleeping pills!!


Google defuses Googlebombs

Posted by Sails on 11:04 AM 01/27/2007

Ohh thank god!! I was starting to get worried about that...


Tasering Grandma.

Posted by Sails on 11:02 AM 01/27/2007

Yeah those 79-year-old grandmothers can be a real hazzard some times. She properbly had it comming!


Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts

Posted by Sails on 11:00 AM 01/27/2007

Great work! That is just what the US needs... Like the sugar wasn't addictive enough on its own...


UoNC goofs, tells 2700 they're in. But they aren't.

Posted by Sails on 04:46 PM 01/26/2007

well shit happens..

This being in the US im guessing that the "U. of N.C." will be seing one hell of a lawsuit in the near future:D


Fear and loathing in fantasy world

Posted by Sails on 04:40 PM 01/26/2007

- "weapons which can hurl avatars"
- ""pig grenade" which were attached to flying saucers and launched"

Now how cool are those wepons:D


Wii sells 3.19 million in 2006.

Posted by Sails on 04:35 PM 01/26/2007

Don't think its even hit the stores here yet!!!


Polite nude jogger shocks hikers and bikers

Posted by Sails on 04:33 PM 01/26/2007

ohhh my god!! The pain. The horror. How can he be so cruel to all those people!! I would just die if I saw him... How dares he run NAKED!!!!!

So what!





And to all the american members. The first part of my post is ironic.;)


Woman kills her BF, cooks him, and serves away

Posted by Sails on 11:04 AM 01/25/2007

Bon apetite!


Military shows off new ray-gun.

Posted by Sails on 11:00 AM 01/25/2007

Would make a great torture instrument. Wont leave any marks but inflick tons of pain!


Diver in Australia survives shark attack

Posted by Sails on 01:51 PM 01/24/2007

In 2005, according to the ISAF, there were worldwide a total of 58 unprovoked recorded attacks of which four were fatal[1]. For the same period the Global Shark Attack File recorded 69 unprovoked attacks of which five were fatal[2]. In short, both files indicate the rarity of shark accidents. In comparison, several hundred people die annually from lightning strikes[3] and 1.3 to 3 million[4] people die from diseases transmitted via mosquito bites.

Source: Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_attack


Florida Woman Allegedly Puts Baby in Oven

Posted by Sails on 09:33 AM 01/23/2007

Is it just me or do these stories allways come from the US!?!
Just a thought...


Ronald McDonald statue reported stolen

Posted by Sails on 09:40 AM 01/18/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by Psychism

whats the difference between a clown statue and all the other gnomes and crap people put in their yards?


Im not sure how much a pound is, but I would guess there is a small difference between a 300 pund cement statue of Ronald and a small gnome!
Not that I don't hate those asswell..


Ronald McDonald statue reported stolen

Posted by Sails on 12:41 AM 01/18/2007

Why would anybody sane want to have a Ronald McD statue on their lawn and for 20 years!!?!???!!
Must be some sort of recond for bad taste!


Giant owl terrorizes town centre.

Posted by Sails on 11:49 PM 01/10/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Another victim dad-of-four Mark Fryett, 40, had to fight the bird off.

He said: “I was leaving work when I heard a hoot and a whoosh and saw this big white face coming at me.

“I put my arm up and hit its wing and it fell on the floor, but got up again and flew off.


What a Fight! What a hero! Sounds more like he blocked it if he did anything....


Scientist Suggests NASA Probes Killed Life on Mars

Posted by Sails on 12:51 AM 01/09/2007

What a lame unprovebel statement. Some people will do what ever for attention!


LG's BH100 hybrid Blu-ray & HD DVD player

Posted by Sails on 12:47 AM 01/08/2007

Have anybody actually bought any "blu-ray" stuff yet??


Boy kills himself after meeting his blind date in person

Posted by Sails on 10:46 AM 01/06/2007

Please use the caps lock!

That should just do wonders for her confidence :D


Guitar Hero II (X360) packaging revealed.

Posted by Sails on 02:42 AM 01/06/2007

Saw some dude test the first one on tv and he was not impressed...


NYC, Trump, Disney reward "Subway Superman"

Posted by Sails on 11:14 PM 01/05/2007

How did he know that there was enough clearens for the both of them under the train!?!
Don't think I would have made the same choice if I had my "4- and 6-year-old daughters" by my side...


'Mean Girls'

Posted by Sails on 02:57 AM 01/05/2007

They are most likely under 18 if they are in High school....


That's a really 'first-class' sketch

Posted by Sails on 02:22 AM 01/05/2007

I had a friend who did something similar once. Never made it all the way and he even wrote the name of the town...