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Teens get takeaway (delivery) food at fatal crash

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:26 AM 12/03/2008

Desensitization due to overexposure?

Who knows? When I was a teen, we saw a guy lose a leg when a car slammed him into a wall. Fucking thing was pinched off and rolled out from under the car.
We laughed like mad. Of course we were drunk, then we called emergency services, but it was fucking hilarious at the moment.


Former Hilton employee sues after witnessing work orgy

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:13 AM 12/03/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by Spidey_

The real question is ..... was it a company sanctioned orgy? If yes I am moving to that company! LOL


No shit, eh?


One-legged inmate Michael Hill outruns prison guards

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:59 AM 11/24/2008

I can see it.

When I was with the Sheriff's Department, I watched a one-armed man beat the hell out of one city cop and 4 detention officers in the jail intake hall before I got to him with the stun gun.

The city cop left him un-handcuffed because he only had one arm. (He was wearing a belt on his jeans.) In my opinion, the townie deserved the ass-kicking for being stupid. But the jail guys got messed up pretty bad too. Everybody underestimated the cripple. LOL

Like the saying goes, "It was the one armed man" that did it.


Facial scars can help win a woman's heart

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:44 PM 11/21/2008

*Rushes out to but some high quality fake scars.*

hahaha


Bacteria Think Ahead

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:33 AM 10/09/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by masterTone

Yeah, but can they type?

Evidently.


Wisconsin Mom Posed as Daughter to Be Cheerleader

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:45 PM 09/15/2008

Pathetic


FeFe's Sex Toy Review - Joy Finger

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:14 AM 09/14/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by tk4gt

...

I guess you'll be giving your friends the finger! :)


Nothing new about that...


Rat meat in demand as inflation bites

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:54 PM 09/01/2008

Rat has a horrid, greasy aftertaste.


Portal to mythical Mayan underworld found in Mexico

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:44 PM 08/27/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Sounds cool. I'd like to take a trip through it. I love this kind of stuff. :)

Lets go.


Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:48 AM 07/24/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by Spinmasta

wow.. i cant believe the insensitivity... this man co-created one of the greatest games of all time. so many other things spawned from D&D that otherwise could not have existed. oh and btw.. for those of you who think only guys play this game.. get your hands off your dicks, get away from the computer, and goto gencon in indy august 14-17. pleanty of smokin hotties are gamers as well and alot of them like to dress up... which means they dont wear much. my admission is already paid for :D. gary, RIP dude.

Damn, wish I could join you.

And it's true, MANY hotties are gamers.

The number has increased dramatically in the last ten years or so. Hell, even NG is starting to become one. ;)


Teen delivers LSD cookies to police departments

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:32 AM 07/17/2008

Any that went out driving should be booked for DUI!


[Video] Charges considered against fathers in Massachusetts teen 'pregnancy pact'

Posted by MeatU2 on 02:00 AM 06/24/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by dralokyn

here's the result of pushing 'abstinence only' sex education. also, the result of not beating your kids when they fuck up.


True.


YouTube Video Of Castle Vandalism Leads To Arrests

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:46 AM 05/09/2008

Chlorinate the gene pool!


NY jury rejects rectal exam lawsuit

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:51 PM 04/24/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by BaronJoker

bet he was really kidnapped by aliens

Agreed. (pipe)


Man Files Suit, Claims Lap Dance Injury

Posted by MeatU2 on 12:28 AM 03/19/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by WindyM

I bet he got an eye full of her pussy as she spun around

That's why he forgot to duck. hahaha


Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69

Posted by MeatU2 on 04:38 PM 03/05/2008

Rest in peace, Gary.


Beatles space broadcast 'risks alien attack'

Posted by MeatU2 on 12:08 AM 02/15/2008

And the inability to use ONLY small words in a statement.


New theme added: Dark Horizon

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:50 PM 02/11/2008

It's nice. I use it. But we need more themes!


Turning physics on its ear

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:17 AM 02/10/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by killacafe

Well, where is this damn thing? The article says it seemed to have worked. You would think some company would have jumped on this damn thing.

Holding for market analysis no doubt. They wanna find out how much money they can charge for it.

That or the oil companies have had it buried.


Scientists create 'see-through' fish

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:14 AM 02/10/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by killacafe

Neat we can create semi-ghost people.

Sweet! Where do I sign up for gene therapy? I wanna see my own guts! (sick) :|


Fifth underwater internet cable cut.

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:37 AM 02/07/2008

It's a conspiracy I tell ya! A conspiracy!


Soldier 'handcuffed, assaulted with vibrator'

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:50 AM 01/30/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

I don't hit women...I just don't think it's right.

But if I were him, and had gotten out..I would have beaten that bitch into a fucking coma.:|


Agreed.


Mexico City starts grope-free buses for women

Posted by MeatU2 on 02:46 AM 01/26/2008

Women grab men too. It's happened to me a few times. Some of those times, I didn't even enjoy it. ;)


Life on Mars? Amazing photos from Nasa probe reveal mystery figure on Red Planet

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:02 PM 01/23/2008

hahaha And in the lower right of the second pic is another rock shadow that looks like a guy with huge wood!

It's just a rock, but it looks pretty cool.


Windows 7 To Be Released Next Year?

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:56 PM 01/23/2008

Yeah. My work notebook has Vista Business. (I specified for 98 XP Pro SP2. Our person doing the ordering "did (me) a favor" and "upgraded" me. I could strangle him!)

The whole system is a pain in the ass. It's functional (barely) but not well put together.


Man sodomizes stepson for alleged raping his eight year old daughter.

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:05 AM 01/14/2008

I think they'll both get ass-raped in a Texas prison. Real brilliant individuals there.


Slogan Contest Update

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:58 PM 01/13/2008

Voted.


Slogan contest part 2

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:24 PM 01/10/2008

Quote:
Originally posted by Diz-X

...

WBW - Where Kanzen is always negative about everything

hahaha


Space rock on way, but don't panic yet

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:00 AM 01/03/2008

Who cares? The world ends 12/21/2012 anyway...


Invent a slogan for WBW's homepage

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:55 PM 12/12/2007

"What Boys Want- You'll go blind!"


10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:01 AM 12/03/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by FATHERTIME

if looking at a womans boobs increases your life by 5 years, then i'll live forever.... just consider me immortal...

Ditto.


'Ghost Face' In Human Skin-Covered Book

Posted by MeatU2 on 03:03 AM 11/29/2007

That's heavy....


Bike sex man placed on probation

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:22 PM 11/21/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by Andrewr05

JESUS CHRIST!
I read the article, nothing was inserted anywhere!!!

Quote:
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

That is the most blasphemous thing I have ever heard and I AM NOT KIDDING, for fucks sake he was PRETENDING to hump a bicycle in a room that he was paying for (implying privacy in that room), as weird as it is he had every right to be doing that...

Where the fuck is the world going to when a person can not do as he pleases in his own privacy, GOD DAMN I don't give a fuck if the guy was attempting to fellate a vacuum cleaner handle, inserting his dick into a toaster and gaping himself with a 2-by-4...
IT WAS HIS ROOM LEAVE HIM BE...

FUCKING IDIOTS

You said it so well, I have nothing further to add. Thank you.


Male fish fake it for oral sex

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:12 PM 11/21/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by Blownego

Smart fish.

Agreed.


World famous Internet cheese up for auction

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:38 PM 11/16/2007

Nothing better to do than watch cheese age? Damn, that's sad.


Online first dates lead to sex

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:26 PM 11/13/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by unforgiven

I've had good luck with online dating. Though only 25% of the girls put out on date 1 from my experiences....the rest are date 2 or 3. And 12 date rule..wtf? I have a 3 date rule, with the logic "if you cost me more than a hooker, I should have got the hooker"

Good point.


Staff Get Guide On Nude Sleepwalkers

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:01 PM 10/30/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by GPinkBunny

Its the freaking Travel Lodge. Outside of free HBO what else is there to do but to walk around nekkid.

hahaha Point.


Comcast Is Blocking More Than BitTorrent, Including Lotus Notes

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:13 PM 10/29/2007

Cocksmokers! (mad) THIS is why my shit won't work straight!


FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - Double Hitter

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:07 PM 10/29/2007

Can you imagine this and a double ended dildo in use by a pair of smokin hotties at the same time?

(fapper)


FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - The Auto Suck

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:08 PM 10/22/2007

Quote:
Originally posted by Robertoww

Gee, I could drink my cup of coffee, catch a smoke, watch my DVD player, talk on the cell phone and get a blow job on my way to work in rush hour traffic. What will they think of next????? Driving - you mean I'm supposed to do that too!

hahahahahahahahaha That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!


An Epic battle has begun

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:01 PM 10/22/2007

Something's up, because it says he only has 159 now.


"Condom Bar" urges safety first

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:58 PM 10/22/2007

Actually, the Romans were using skin condoms WAY back in the day.


Middle School Students Caught In Sex Act In Class

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:15 PM 10/09/2007

Hell, we used to at least wait for recess. LOL


Custody battle over severed leg

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:33 PM 10/05/2007

Freakish. You'd think that they would have let him have his leg back when they repo'd the house.


Cell Phones Increase the Risk of Two Types of Brain Tumor According to Study

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:18 PM 10/03/2007

Well, I'm fucked. I always have at least 2 on me. LOL


Handcuffed Mexican kids steal U.S. border agent car

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:48 PM 09/28/2007

Somebody's on "Administrative leave pending investigation". They should have all been secured in the detainee area or, failing that, cuffed together in a circle and made to sit.


Serious Excel 2007 bug discovered.

Posted by MeatU2 on 12:39 AM 09/28/2007

That explains it! *Bangs head on desk*


Female sex offenders reveal cultural double standard

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:51 PM 09/13/2007

I would have sold m soul to bed my 7th grade English teacher. Thinking about doing her STILL makes me horny. LOL(fapper)


Our Lives, Controlled From Some Guy's Couch

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:54 AM 08/17/2007

For that matter, our entire universe might be contained within the equivalent of an atom form some other beings point of view. I started thinking about that shit in 3rd grade. Talk about giving yourself and inferiority complex....(hang)


Biker fails to notice missing leg

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:55 PM 08/15/2007

You get whacked in the legs with shit all the time riding. Probably just thought he clipped the barrier and it hurt like hell. You Don't stop for bumps and scrapes. But he SHOULD have stopped to check his bike. Was probably afraid to get ridiculed by his friends.(dunno)


Decapitated Snake Bites Man Before Biting Dust

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:39 PM 08/14/2007

Happens all the time. They killed it and cut it's head off with a shovel. Whereupon, they should have dug a hole with said shovel, pushed the corpse and head in, and buried it. Idiots.

I worked with some Singaporean military personnel out here in AZ a while back. They killed a rattler by running over it on the flight line with a hard tires utility vehicle. One of the fangs got stuck in the tire. Needless to say, a highly intelligent individual pulled it out with his bare hand. Scratched his finger on the broken end, and freaked out due to the residual venom.

USE TOOLS PEOPLE! That's why we make them!|:(|:(|:(|:(|:(|:(|:(|:(


Strange but True: Helmets Attract Cars to Cyclists

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:06 PM 07/23/2007

The same applies for motorcycles. I'm a daily rider, and where I live there is (thankfully) no helmet law. I've observed that when I'm in full gear, cars seem to wanna play tag more.


Forget the kids, lets play Dungeons & Dragons!!

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:04 PM 07/23/2007

I've played the on-line version. I still prefer the RPG. I have 6 kids, NG has 2. NONE of our kids gets neglected for a fucking game. (WBW on the other hand....j/k) The irony is that they HAD food in the house, they were just "too busy" playing to fucking serve it.

Hang those fuckers. (hang)

I have the oddest sensation that this is not going to be the last we hear of idiots neglecting their children for electronic entertainment.


Teen Finds $90G in PlayStation 2 He Ordered

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:57 PM 07/23/2007

I'm afraid I would have taken the money, bought a different PS2 and games as a cover, destroyed the original, then claimed complete ignorance.


Two teen girls try to burn cat alive

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:54 PM 07/23/2007

Fucking sick. (hang)Hanging is too good for 'em.


Interview with FeFeHumHum

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:47 PM 07/19/2007

Great interview, hon!


String Bikinis: Now Available for Toddlers!

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:41 PM 06/29/2007

Fucking idiots! And exactly WHO were the people that said they'd buy this crap in the market research that they most certainly conducted before putting these things out?

SICK!


Man Throws a Log at a Bear, Killing It

Posted by MeatU2 on 10:08 PM 06/25/2007

Oh, gods... They're still breeding!


Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:12 AM 06/19/2007

I guess he could go gay. I mean, the judge didn't say shit about a boyfriend...


Snakehead Found In Can Of Green Beans

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:11 PM 06/15/2007

Some peoples children...


R.I.P. Mr. Wizard (1917-2007)

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:52 PM 06/14/2007

R.I.P. Mr. Wizard. You made science fun for millions. Thank you.


8 year old charged after 14 y.o. seduces him.

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:14 PM 06/11/2007

This is fucked. I too, think that we should strip age and gender from the legal process. All statements to the judge and jury should be in writing. UNLESS REQUESTED BY THE DEFENDANT.


Police seek naked peeping Tom

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:27 PM 06/06/2007

Couldn't be. It was ME.


Father Kills 10-Year-Old Girl - Details Disturbing

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:16 PM 05/08/2007

I vote for stitching their mouth shut, binding their hands and legs with piano wire, breaking most of the bones in their bodies, slow cooking them, and allowing resultant infection to spread. Then tossing their feverish, naked asses in a deep snow bank to die of hypothermia and exposure. Leave 'em to rot.

Disgusting excuse for human beings.


Sexy politician goes naked and crazy in Belgium

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:20 PM 04/25/2007

I wonder... Will she do all public addresses in the nude?


Catapult boy is eaten after taunting crocodile in pen

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:20 AM 04/24/2007

If he used a CATAPULT, how did the crocs survive?
[IMG]http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_3_7_2003_14_25_44/CATAPULT.JPGE11A0BE2-A84E-4792-870A26BBCD5316FE.jpgLarge.jpg[/IMG]
Maybe he was just a really lousy shot?


Billions of bees vanish without a trace.

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:16 AM 04/24/2007

That's odd. Top that with the new bees we've been seeing around work (Blue where they should be Yellow, but otherwise normal.No joke.) and things start to seem REALLY strange.


Friend's murder 'just felt right'

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:48 PM 04/23/2007

^^^ I can. You've met Aurabesh?


OMG - 30,000 reasons to LOL

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:37 AM 04/23/2007

^^^An upgraded phone, no doubt.


Principal shown having sex with teacher on vid.

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:19 PM 04/20/2007

Maybe a student was running the camera?


Teen Accused of Paying Another Teen $5 to Kill Dad

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:56 PM 04/17/2007

You can get a hit for $500 in AZ, but $5 is a little silly. hahaha


Spanking fetishes make men happier - study

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:49 PM 04/17/2007

I truly enjoy a good BDSM session. (As the DOM, Wrong mentality to be a Sub.) And it's nice to hear someone finally admit that it's not "wrong", "immoral", or "disturbing".


Women good, bad and ogly

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:32 AM 04/16/2007

If I stop looking, I'm dead.


YouTube video leads to arrest of Pike teen

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:44 PM 04/12/2007

^^^Yes.


Surgeon takes wrong testicle

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:48 AM 04/07/2007

After being informed of the error, the surgeon was quoted as saying, "Oops".


Happy Easter from the WBW Crew

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:50 AM 04/07/2007

Time for some bunny action! (Somebody call Hugh and order a dozen!)


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:35 AM 04/07/2007

The simple fact is that people are "sheep" and just follow the heard. Those who don't are punished. It's worked for millennia, I don't think it's going to change much now.

People are reactionary. Moral codes are developed over time. They are hardly "arbitrary" in most cases.

I'm going to bed. My moral code says I'm tired and Estarra is coming soon.


Hooters heading for Holy Land.

Posted by MeatU2 on 03:19 AM 04/07/2007

Just some cultural differences to overcome. I bet the government regulates the hell out of it tho. Unless some high level officials decide they like buffalo wings...hahaha


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 03:03 AM 04/07/2007

The paper I quoted was a direct copy. Unfortunately I do not recall the website, as I was trying to work when I Googled it. I was scanning and found what seemed reasonable.

Also, I do not take things for granted either. Reasonable people do not need evidence presented for them that something is harmful or wrong. If, perhaps, you had given a few moments of serious thought to what I had said and bothered to do the research without prompting me to do it for you, you would have come to much the same conclusion.

However, since you didn't seem inclined to educate yourself, I DID do the research. It simply confirmed what I already knew. Again, I just copied content and pasted.

If you continue to maintain that there was, in fact, nothing wrong with what occurred, then welcome to "Freedom of expression".

If, however, you come to the reasonable and logical conclusion that there were errors made in the moral education and supervision of these children, then congratulations on joining the majority of the civilized world in their way of thinking.

Either way, you are welcome to your opinion. Just hope that next time, it's not your kids.


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 11:01 PM 04/06/2007

Sexual dysfunction (later in life),early decay of moral standards, post traumatic stress disorder, crippled future relationships, self esteem issues, alcohol and drug abuse:

The relationship between child sexual activity and adult psychopathology tended initially to be conceptualized in terms of a chronic form of post traumatic stress disorder (Lindberg and Distad 1985; Bryer et al. 1987; Craine et al. 1988). This model focused on trauma-induced symptoms, most particularly dissociative disorders such as desensitization, amnesias, fugues and even multiple personality. The idea was that the stress induced symptoms engendered in the process of the abuse and have reverberated down the years to produce a post-abuse syndrome in adult life.

In its more sophisticated formulation, this model attempts to integrate the damage inflicted at the time to the victims' psychological integrity, by the child sexual activity and the need to repress the trauma, with resultant psychological fragmentation. The latter manifests itself in adult life in mental health problems, substance abuse issues, and in problems of interpersonal and sexual adjustment (Rieker and Carmen 1986).

Obsession with underage members of the opposite sex:

I concede the obsession point is based primarily on my observations during my time as a law enforcement officer.

The list goes on:

See Google. Try it. It'll give you plenty.

Now, kindly remove your head from your ass and look around. The world and people in it are completely different then we were even 100 years ago. Physically, we are different than we were when 13 was the common age for a female to bear her first offspring. Civilized cultures have evolved their sense of morality on the age of consent do to the health risks involved with girls of this age having babies. They STILL die having babies. And not just in 3rd world countries, either.

Let it go, man.


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:45 PM 04/06/2007

For the most part, I concur. Please note, I also called for an investigation into their home life. There is clearly a lack of parenting going on. However, the school administration IS responsible for the safety and well-being of the children when in their care/custody/control.
What would happen to a police officer who detained (NOT ARRESTED) someone for questioning and turned his back for 15 SECONDS and the detainee ran out into traffic and caused an accident? The officer would be reprimanded (of not publicly crucified and fired). BECAUSE that individual was in their care/custody/control.
It's about the responsibility of ALL the adults in the children's lives to prevent the OPPORTUNITY from arising and to teach the MORALITY that fucking your classmate, in class, with an audience, is not acceptable behavior.

The fact that we are all (supposed to be) adults in this forum (porn site) means that we (presumably) are here legally and with the INFORMED CONSENT to be viewing the material and have the discussions we are. Again, children (IMHO >16) do not (or at least SHOULD not) have the life experience necessary to make those decisions.


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:47 AM 04/06/2007

@ pongpong: The long term effects can include: Sexual dysfunction (later in life), obsession with underage members of the opposite sex, (obviously) pregnancy (and all the shit that can ruin your life as the result of having a baby before you're old enough to drive), early decay of moral standards (that will probably be passed on to their offspring), post traumatic stress disorder (for the ones who may have been pressured into it), crippled future relationships (due to intimacy issues), self esteem issues, alcohol and drug abuse, not to mention the mental/emotional damage to those who observed the act, the list goes on...

Any other stupid questions?


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 09:31 PM 04/05/2007

Children (of their ages) do not, as a rule, have the mental or emotional maturity to make rational decisions regarding the long term results of the actions. That's WHY they're SUPPOSED to be supervised.


The Memory Hacker

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:54 AM 04/05/2007

Well, with flash memory cards getting smaller, and and the capacity increasing, I think we may just end up with cybernetic chip reader implants. A small (integral) memory in the reader would hold the software for accessing data in the flash cards. Maybe "projecting" a "visual" of the data directly into our visual cortexes? This could be GREAT stuff. Imagine the possibilities...


5th-Graders Accused of Sex in School

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:35 AM 04/05/2007

[Begin RANT/]
1st off: The TEACHER who was responsible for supervising the kids needs to be charged with negligence and terminated.
2nd: The Principal (Ultimately responsible for EVERYTHING that happens in the facility) needs to be reprimanded.
3rd: The Child Protection Service needs to investigate the families/home lives of the children involved.

These kids don't need criminal charges, they need help. The ADULTS (indirectly involved) need punishment.

As a parent, I KNOW that I can't control what my children do when I'm not with them. But I DAMN sure can instill a sense of what IS and IS NOT acceptable behavior and activity in them. (And believe me, there are punishments that cause NO physical or mental/emotional harm that my kids NEVER want to experience if they fuck up. Quite frankly, they're scared shitless of what I can come up with.)

As an administrator, I KNOW that there have to be policies in place that were broken to allow these kids to be unsupervised.

As a reasonable (don't laugh) adult, I have to wonder what kind of environment the other students live in that THEY didn't tell an adult. It was a High School student who heard the story that reported it. WTF?

[End RANT/]


R.I.P. Robert Clark

Posted by MeatU2 on 07:14 AM 04/05/2007

Tragic way to go. Drunk driving isn't that big a deal...til something like this happens. THEN people take notice.


Ancient human unearthed in China

Posted by MeatU2 on 03:15 AM 04/05/2007

Shit. Maybe I should install plumbing and move my clan in there.


A [dead] husband is forever?

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:34 AM 04/04/2007

"The daughter of the deceased could not provide sufficient proof that it was his final wish to be pressed into a diamond." WTF? They think that maybe he'd prefer to sit on the mantle til the great-grandkids knock his ass off and he ends up in the vacuum cleaner?


Couple fights to name baby 'Metallica'.

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:31 AM 04/04/2007

^^^ Yuppers. And we exercise that freedom regularly. Just look at the Congress.^^^


Principal admits throwing excrement at child.

Posted by MeatU2 on 05:25 AM 04/04/2007

WTF is wrong with people?!


Apple and EMI unveil higher quality drm-free tunes.

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:11 AM 04/03/2007

Well, it's a start anyway. I knew some stuff would start changing for the better when Steve took the helm back into his own hands. (For the record, I don't use Mac or Ipod. But I like them.)


Bauer Camps Out at Work, Busts Burglars

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:07 AM 04/03/2007

Source link only opens for fark members.


Burglars steal man's entire kitchen

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:06 AM 04/03/2007

hahaha hahaha hahaha That's just TOO funny! I'll bet they wore jeans, t-shirts, and hardhats and claimed to anyone who asked to be remodeling for him while he was out.


Robber shot in stale bread heist

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:03 AM 04/03/2007

Congratulations! You've just won the dumb-ass of the day award!


Hungry Husband wakes sleepy wife with his teeth.

Posted by MeatU2 on 01:02 AM 04/03/2007

For f**k's sake, cook your own damn dinner.


Was Amelia Earhart a doomed castaway?

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:01 AM 04/02/2007

Hmmm... It's a great mystery. But I think the resources could be better used elsewhere.


Mom charged with offering 7-year-old daughter for sex

Posted by MeatU2 on 06:00 AM 04/02/2007

Kill that b*t*h slow.


Bizarre Hexagon Spotted on Saturn

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:30 AM 03/30/2007

Well, that explains it nicely.


It's not always rape if a woman is drunk, says judge.

Posted by MeatU2 on 08:28 AM 03/30/2007

*Breathes a sigh of relief and heads for bar.*