Posted by Strichnine on 04:42 AM 09/19/2008

this is some fucked up shit

Posted by Strichnine on 06:49 AM 07/26/2008

i cant believe this is being debated either.

Posted by Strichnine on 07:06 AM 07/19/2008

Quote:

Originally posted by Punly

$48 for a device that sucks your tits? Um, why not use a vacuum like a normal person?

My thing is why pay for it when I can do it for Free!

Posted by Strichnine on 12:58 AM 07/07/2008

man, that is a fuck load of condoms. If anything else they can have a sweet water balloon fight in the summer

Posted by Strichnine on 02:36 AM 06/15/2008

Quote:

Originally posted by Balorg54

My GF and her sister are redheads and I know I carry the gene since my hair is blonde but my facial hair is red. So our families will probably be producing redhead children down the line sometime.

Keep up the Good work man, fuck her and her sister, that will increase our chances for our childrens children.

I just know so many good stories that start..."Oh man, it was me and this redhead, right and she..."

We dont want to miss out on that now do we?

Posted by Strichnine on 01:35 AM 06/05/2008

wow, that is some CRAZY shit! I just thought of something no one has ever suggested... let's ban alcohol! What a great idea... who is with me.



Nah, I love getting drunk but not at the wheel. Fucking idiot should be shot in the head

Posted by Strichnine on 12:53 AM 06/05/2008

McCain is gonna wipe that look off his smug face. I can't stand that guy, or Mr Hillary Clinton. A rousing speech doesn't put food in starving children's mouths Mr. Obama, and it certainly doesn't bring back jobs. I am not saying that McCain's plan is any better to do those things, but I know that his ability to bullshit isn't gonna do anything for America.

Posted by Strichnine on 01:36 PM 06/03/2008

that shit is crazy! I think i would notice by say the toilet flushing at night or something. she had to prolly piss or something while he was ther.

Posted by Strichnine on 07:10 PM 06/02/2008

Im not exactly starstruck with Microshaft right now. they really botched the Vista OS. Xp was much better. I couldnt even get through the whole article.

Posted by Strichnine on 07:02 PM 06/02/2008

I wrote a bunch of dirty shit in code in my farwell message for my yearbook. Basically I called my school a bunch of cumguzzlers

Posted by Strichnine on 08:50 PM 09/09/2007

Wow, I am having a super bad day and alot of marraige problems, but after reading that shit I know that my wife and I can make it.

I'll never be that screwed up

Posted by Strichnine on 09:58 PM 07/27/2007

LOVE the changes guys and gals. Looks too sweet and i love this emote (fapper)

Posted by Strichnine on 01:45 AM 07/19/2007

man, i have customers come into work in bikinis all the time. If i kicked out my customers every time they wore something indecent I would have very little customers.

Posted by Strichnine on 02:17 PM 07/15/2007

what a wonderful world

Posted by Strichnine on 12:04 AM 07/11/2007

AWESOME news.... that is so cool. I remember whein i was a kid my uncle worked for IBM and he said they measured things in terrabytes then, now that is a reality for consumers today. When my son is a little older these will be available to him. SO cool

Posted by Strichnine on 08:26 PM 07/07/2007

sweet. I have been a Halo man since day one. but unreal is good too. Anything to help Xbox kill Sony is good

Posted by Strichnine on 04:37 PM 07/07/2007

it looks delicious

Posted by Strichnine on 01:09 AM 07/04/2007

I love it. I wish my online lover would sweep me away. But how could i get away without my wife findin out....

Posted by Strichnine on 12:55 AM 07/04/2007

I hate HATE HATE Sony. THey suck

Posted by Strichnine on 12:53 AM 07/04/2007

that is great. I so many guys wish they could have sold thiers (instead of paying)

Posted by Strichnine on 12:51 AM 07/04/2007

Dont feel obligated or anything but..... I have some eggs you can use?

Posted by Strichnine on 04:19 AM 06/21/2007

Jeesus, What kind of world do we live in now. That shit is so crazy

Posted by Strichnine on 01:28 AM 06/21/2007

nintendos handheld market has/will last a very long time. the psp sucked and a sequel will do the same. It is way too quick for either platform to come out with a new incarnation with new hardware specs at least. If the psp comes out with psp2 it shows that Sony made a mistake with the first one. I am an avid handheld gamer and most other systems that come out to compete with the nintendo always fail. I am not opposed to Nintendo even having some competition. Nintendos handhelds have thrived during times of great competition. Examples being Genisis Gamegear, the Neo-Geo Pocket and recently the PSP. Will Sony die in the Video game industry in the next 5 years, my magic 8 ball says "probably so"

Posted by Strichnine on 06:47 AM 05/16/2007

the game console cost too much, for that price you can upgrade any decent PC to AWESOME, omfgpwnage, state. and the library of (ps3)games SUUUUCK. any game that someone mentions they want a Sony PS3 for is also on another system. When i ask most players they almost always say they got it for madden, which is like on every system ever. Sony is due for failure, until ps2, no other system manufaturer had that kind of dominating success with it system.



For the record, in my opinion, the DS and Wii are the best systems out there. I love the X360 as well, for the hardcore gamer in me.

Posted by Strichnine on 01:23 AM 04/16/2007

If i called a women an elephant i would expect an ass beating from a guy. if she had no guy, then i supposed she would get a gang of lesbians

Posted by Strichnine on 01:18 AM 04/16/2007

Im always up for a psuedo-celebrity sex tape. Look at what it did for Paris

Posted by Strichnine on 01:04 AM 04/12/2007

Fuck all that, I cant believe that shit. Id be fuckin furious... Im going postal just thinking about it. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Posted by Strichnine on 12:48 AM 04/12/2007

I would love to get an Ace, I cant even drive 300 consitantly yet tho. 250 yards is usaualy my average

Posted by Strichnine on 01:46 AM 04/10/2007

LOL, this is sooo horrible. I cant beleive that shit. THis is going to be an urban legend I just know it

Posted by Strichnine on 12:31 PM 04/09/2007

i can't even begin to explain how funny "what the hell is mooning" is, but for his defense i didnt know what a "fag" was (in the british sense)for a long time.

anyway this kid is out of luck it seems. The teacher prolly had something against him to begin with anyway, just gave him the chance to get rid of him. and the kid is a jock, so maybe he is hated by lots of people. Just saying it from the geek perspective

Posted by Strichnine on 09:45 PM 04/08/2007

this shit is so fucked up

Posted by Strichnine on 09:05 PM 04/04/2007

This is so f-ing crazy. I wonder how long this has been going on? I use H&r Block, but i still like i am giving money to "the man", I should just file them myself. But then again, it is nice to be able to pass the buck on to someone else if they are wrong

Posted by Strichnine on 06:40 AM 04/03/2007

omg, how stupid...

Posted by Strichnine on 06:21 PM 04/01/2007

hexagonal clouds are awesome.

Posted by Strichnine on 06:16 PM 04/01/2007

garosss gross gross

Posted by Strichnine on 01:17 PM 03/28/2007

I dont even have Cs2 yet. I'm to poor

Posted by Strichnine on 01:13 PM 03/28/2007

That is bullshit, there are cases where teachers have molested students and gottin less time. This is so fucked up.

Posted by Strichnine on 01:03 PM 03/28/2007

Had a deadbeat dad, they suck. HE eventualy paid for child support through his income taxes.

Posted by Strichnine on 03:35 AM 03/28/2007

EGLA is right, and there are the unfinished tales that are collected, (for decades now, I have a first printing with his son's addition to it) The words that JR wrote are reg font and his sons are italics.

Posted by Strichnine on 12:00 AM 03/28/2007

wow, this guy is a complete stupid shit. he should seriously htink of some kind of sexual therapy. Maybe he can only get off if his partner is unconcious or some shit. cause he could probably get "live" ones. Sick individuals, maybe i just read too much true crime novels...

Posted by Strichnine on 11:55 PM 03/27/2007

neato. I wish i could reunite my dog with his sister that we almost baught, but they where 600 bucks a piece and i just picked him. wish we coulda kept them in touch

Posted by Strichnine on 01:14 PM 03/27/2007

Is the patch made out of Dollar Bills?

Posted by Strichnine on 11:16 PM 03/21/2007

I'd have to kill someone if they fucked with my dog or child

Posted by Strichnine on 05:33 AM 03/21/2007

I hate sony. I love to see them suffer

Posted by Strichnine on 05:02 AM 03/17/2007

mmmm. SNES... I am trying to work on my DS to play my SNES roms. SO far i can play Ds roms, but no luck on SNES yet.

Posted by Strichnine on 03:45 AM 03/07/2007

what a dipshit

Posted by Strichnine on 06:14 AM 03/02/2007

Dental Care is so important in fact that most children should have thier teeth brushed when they first get them in, and also get GRILLZ.

Posted by Strichnine on 11:29 PM 03/01/2007

This sounds corny but here goes.... Babies are miracles and coming from a new proud father things like this make me appreiciate the life that was given to me and my son.

Posted by Strichnine on 12:56 PM 02/22/2007

wow, this shit is fucked .

Posted by Strichnine on 01:25 PM 02/20/2007

hmmm. a warning would have been the appropriate thing to do, but with Americas Sexual Harrasment laws i'm sure IBM was obligated to fire them under NY law. WHich is RETARDED, Fuck IBM

Posted by Strichnine on 01:22 PM 02/20/2007

yeah.. Fuck you SONY

Posted by Strichnine on 01:06 PM 02/19/2007

see this is what i like to hear... unmotivated killing?

Posted by Strichnine on 01:34 AM 06/26/2006

I want a perminently large penis, is there a surgery for it...jk

Posted by Strichnine on 03:49 AM 07/14/2005

wtf, only in America.... GO USA!

Posted by Strichnine on 04:47 AM 06/25/2005

that shit rocks, I love pulling out ppls tongues as much as i love Kix Cereal for breakfast. But my mom doesnt let me eat Kix any more.

Posted by Strichnine on 04:55 AM 06/15/2005

It'd be nice to see, but not realy nice.

I much rather have them put Xtina or put Lohan (pre anorexia) in the mag

Posted by Strichnine on 12:08 AM 06/15/2005

It is all dumb shit! My kids are going to watch Archie Bunker and South Park so they can learn about life without censors. I hate the way democrate America is trying to fuck up everything, they are so easily offended. I expect stupid remarks to this, but it is my opinion. I dont agree with what those shows teach, but I can say they are and where good cause they are un-adulterated

Posted by Strichnine on 04:31 PM 06/14/2005

I don't know if this has been said yet, but i seriously believe that the parents are pimping out thier children for money. Maybe they have no real knowledge, but they get money from him, and he sleeps with thier children. Maybe it isnt as simple as him giving them an indecent proposal like "I will give you a hundred thousand dollars to sleep with Jimmy Jr.", but I think they know what they Money and gifts are for.