Green Eggs and <SPAM>?

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Originally posted by screwy

I want some lesbian turkey.

I don't know for sure if this turkey is lesbian, but you have to admit that regardless of orientation, those are some fine titties.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Eh, I can go and get turkey any time I want.

...And I might. Except, I'm not eating.

This is tricky.

Not eating??

Lesbians are homosexuals, right?

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Originally posted by ohanzee

Lesbians are homosexuals, right?

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Last time I checked yes. Psssst. I don't think those 2 are lesbians though.


See ya Bangles.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie_the_sequel

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Not eating??

Nope.

See ya, SP.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Ft Benning, GA.

Are you jumping, rangering, School of The Americasing or WHINSECing?

Anyways the best of times to you!

Jumping. But I'm gonna talk to a Ranger Rep halfway through.

So, we'll see. lol

I'm considering bingeing and purging for future thanksgivings.

So, how ya doing SP?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Jumping. But I'm gonna talk to a Ranger Rep halfway through.

So, we'll see. lol

CURAHEEEEE!!!

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Originally posted by Sugarpie_the_sequel

I'm considering bingeing and purging for future thanksgivings.

You know what I don't get? When people get super drunk, and throw up, their friends are all like, "Good, good, you'll feel better afterward," but when people eat and do the same thing those same people are all like, "OMGZ, you has an eating disorder, PLS EAT THIS CAKE SO YOU DONT DIE!"

Hypocrites.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

You know what I don't get? When people get super drunk, and throw up, their friends are all like, "Good, good, you'll feel better afterward," but when people eat and do the same thing those same people are all like, "OMGZ, you has an eating disorder, PLS EAT THIS CAKE SO YOU DONT DIE!"

Hypocrites.

I'm intrigued by this...


Also, two R's. Currahee.

And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Neat song.

It doesn't apply to you. You're allowed to puke. In fact, it's encouraged. It opens up the opportunity to go chat with burrito girl some more.

B: "Hey, I need more burritos."
BG: "Um, weren't you just here"
B: "No, that was my evil twin."
BG: "Oh, cool. I like bad boys. Have him come back."
B: "Ok"

<bangles takes burrito, eats it, pukes, draws little mustachio on his face, goes back to burrito stand>

B: "I heard you like bad boys. I'm the Bangles' evil twin"

:: Live happily ever after ::

The End.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Neat song.

It is quite catchy.


I also still like the Gatorade Evolve song.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Neat song.

Love that song!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

B: "Hey, I need more burritos."
BG: "Um, weren't you just here"
B: "No, that was my evil twin."
BG: "Oh, cool. I like bad boys. Have him come back."

I love the EL inner monologue posts.

I was a novelist in another life. Or maybe I wrote knock-knock jokes. Or a novelist who included knock-knock jokes in his novels.

Yeah, that last one, I think.

Soo... what's new with you all?

Heard any good knock knock jokes lately? Wait what am I saying, there aren't any good knock knock jokes.

I know.


I was being all self-deprecating and whatnot.



My novels would be filled with gems like this:

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