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#522 Posted by franklin on 07:15 PM 08/28/2008


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good one Fefe
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#523 Posted by EricLindros on 07:20 PM 08/28/2008


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Originally posted by Demonicmale

Well, its not like it was actual live footage of a turd stabbing...


Nah, just a cartoon depiction of a hardened turd stabbing sexhole.
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#524 Posted by Demonicmale on 07:22 PM 08/28/2008


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Indeed, I'm sure its nothing that Elmer Fudd has never thought about doing
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#525 Posted by Junior™ on 07:26 PM 08/28/2008


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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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thas too damn funny.



EL's cartoon kinda made me want to throw up though!!
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#526 Posted by Kanzen on 07:30 PM 08/28/2008


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Originally posted by After a lengthy discussion of setting up high performance networks, NAS, and other various oddities

1:11:53 PM <Kanzen>: Damnit I need to become a pornstar.
1:11:56 PM <Kanzen>: A geek pornstar.
1:12:43 PM <Demonicmale>:
1:14:03 PM <Kanzen>: *knock at the door; a hot blonde in a skimpy outfit opens it* "Ma'am, I'm here to fix your PC.", "Oh its right here. But I don't know how I could ever repay you.", "Well how about you have some fun with my joystick?", "Oh baby that is huge... I don't know if that would ever fit in my tight USB3 port.", "I'll make it fit, just make sure to use a firewall for protection."
1:14:24 PM <Kanzen>: *cue the bad music and awkward sex with about six position changes and then a money shot*
1:14:45 PM <Demonicmale>: You really are a computer geek aren't you
1:15:11 PM <Kanzen>: At least I stayed away from the obvious Unix command jokes.
1:15:35 PM <Demonicmale>: That just setup the funniest pron scene in my head that I've ever thought of
1:15:42 PM <Kanzen>: who | grep -i blonde } date cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp, yes; uptime; unmount; sleep.
1:15:58 PM <Demonicmale>:
1:16:26 PM <Kanzen>: Or better yet...
1:17:19 PM <Kanzen>: who | grep -i redhead | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; unmount; make clean; sleep
1:17:55 PM <Demonicmale>: dude its not a race
1:18:32 PM <Kanzen>: But... that would mean... porn lied to me?!?
1:19:07 PM <Demonicmale>: Indeed
1:19:10 PM <Demonicmale>:
1:19:57 PM <Kanzen>: This convo is worth sharing in spam.
1:20:07 PM <Kanzen>: *gets out text editor for nice formatting*
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#527 Posted by 4tookerplace on 07:36 PM 08/28/2008


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Originally posted by TickLes



Panel #2 you could also teach the parrot to say:
"I paid for the hour bitch."
"Your skin looks good...on my floor!"
"Grown ups don't cry when we do this."
"So, that's what Honda's cock looks like....huh."
"It's won't be rape anymore when your dead."
"Would you like to buy some AmWay products?"
"I think more clearly when I don't take my meds."
"Oh, it'll still hurt, you just won't be able to move."
"You just ate some."
"Safe word? Fuck that!"
"Turn it off.....TURN IT OFF!"
"Stop praying, god can't hear you here."
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#528 Posted by Pabst on 09:03 PM 08/28/2008


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this page is full of lulz.
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#529 Posted by FeFeHumHum on 09:50 PM 08/28/2008


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a fucking cartoon depiction of a hardened turd stabbing sexhole......





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#530 Posted by Latino on 12:03 AM 08/29/2008


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argh...off to work i go


at least its friday though.....party time tomorrow!!!
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#531 Posted by 4tookerplace on 12:11 AM 08/29/2008


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It's Thursday...Oh wait, you live in Antarctica, it's Friday there...
  Proud COTHF Member.
"Blessed are they who believe in Nothing, never shall it terrorize their minds-Cursed are the 'lambs of god' they shall be bled 'whiter than the snow."
"...Do you want, total war? Throw out Christ, and bring back Thor?.....Yes you want, total war, yes you want, total war..."
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